Agreed... THESE are mullets... http://www.mulletsgalore.com I like making fun of mullets as much as the next guy, but there is a something a bit unsavory about it. Mullet ridicule boils down to middle class folks laughing at working class folks, and an outright condemnation of non-conformity. When we make our snide, superior observations about the mullet heads, we're behaving like stuck-up high school kids. Sounds like the mullet heads need to organize an empowerment movement. The Million Mullet March? (I guess a _meta_llica concert would qualify as the same thing.)