In general I hate music (with a few exceptions), but I think I'm allowed to be more annoyed by certain music, such as the 9999999th time I was immersed in Jingle Bell Rock while shopping last month, the fact that Muzak is now in an era where we'll have to listen to Roxanne another thousand times to re-create the horror of 1986 ( YOUUUUU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ONNNN THE REEEEEED LIIIIIIIGHT! ), and that my local night-time hangout is infested with DJs who think the only music worth playing is music which isn't even music and sounds like the inside of a spastic trash compactor. I hoped that the increased frequency of musical references might be the sign of something new and interesting project.  Because I'm tired of the old and interesting ones.

Dave of course, if I'm wrong and he's starting a band, he'll have SO many drummer applications... DeLaney Although I can't play the instrument, I'm in all other ways eminently qualified to be the bass p_layer_. So you're saying you're completely qualified then? Dave all drummers are mad DeLaney

Although I can't play the instrument, I'm in all other ways eminently qualified to be the bass p_layer_. You have a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil jammed down the front of your pants?

Although I can't play the instrument, I'm in all other ways eminently qualified to be the bass p_layer_. You have a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil jammed down the front of your pants? You're thinking lead singer, Kevin.

Although I can't play the instrument, I'm in all other ways eminently qualified to be the bass p_layer_. You have a cucumber wrapped in tinfoil jammed down the front of your pants? You're thinking lead singer, Kevin. <sigh You're trolling me, I know, but all the same . . . ASO (Airport Security Officer):   Excuse me, sir, do you have any _meta_l _object_s in your pockets? Derek: Yeah. ASO:   Take them out and put them in the bucket. Derek: Coins, keys, tuning fork. Musician, I have to stay in tune, you        know, be a moment. David: One more ASO:   Ok, would you take this jacket off please? Derek: Oh, it's the zipper...settin off the machine. David: Let's go then, let's go hurry up. ASO:   Step over here, please.....raise your arms....do you have any        artificial plates or limbs? Derek: Not really, no.... ASO:   Uh...would you umm...... David: Do it. Nigel: Do it.