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Okay folks...here we are...I really don't have the time to mess with this, but couldn't help myself...enjoy. Dora 1. You know that post tubal syndrome is treatable. 2.You have been told there are no after effects but being the intelligent being you researched and asked your doctor about treating those after effects and decided they weren't as bad as losing your life. 3.It doesn't protect you from AIDS so you still need to use condoms, but since you know that condoms aren't a guarantee anyways, this was no surprise to you. 4.Your husband wants you to. 5. Just because. 6.Your Doctor suggests it. 7.You're sure about not wanting a child. 8.You might regret having a child for the rest of your life. 9..Your ability to conceive will be destroyed during the procedure. 10.You will never just get over missing your CF life. 11. .Many years later when you think you can't get pregnant using condoms, you do, and your heart is broken,because you have a baby,( you realized by this time not getting the tubal was a mistake to begin with) 12.Your friends won't be there to babysit. 13. Because you had a scare with your last pregnancy. (Positive home test, negative at the doctors) 14. It might help your menstrual cycle. (Might not, then again, what's a menstrual cycle compared to daily routine of a child?) 15. It can cause earlier menopause. Whoopee! 16. A tubal can be done at anytime. 17.You could lose an ovary(s). (Even less chance of getting pregnant!!) 18.You could feel more of a woman. No BC to worry about!! 19.Because you're single and free. 20.Your mom thinks its a good idea. 21.Depression is a very real side effect but can be allieviated with Prozac or Zoloft and what a nice trip that could be. 22. Drs might say all this sadness is just in your head but if you have the tubal, you won't be worrying about getting pregnant. 23. Because it will enhance your sex life. 24. Because you heard it's permanant. 25.Reversals are very expensive and so you're less likely to be waivered by a baybee hungry SO. 26. Reversals don't always work(there are many factors involved in even attempting a reversal) 27. Since reversals don't always work, you won't be tempted to waste money on one. 28.You never want kids. 29. It's not natural to have litters and someone needs to alleviate the strain on Mother Earth. (If you don't, who will?) 30.You don't have enough money for a child. 31.Your friend had her tubes tied and had no problems. 32. A study has shown that woman sterilized during the birth or immediately post partum have LESS milk for their baby! Therefore, don't wait to have a baby only to ruin it's life...get that tubal now!! 33.Because its a fool proof means of birth control. 34.Because you have a happy marriage. 35. Because you might win the lottery. 36. Because you could be killed in a bombing of a federal building. 37. Because you could lose to cancer and who would take care of the child? 38. Because your husband might have a heart attack and die at 37 and you'd be saddled with a child. 39.Because your husband is brain injured in the line of duty and is a vegetable forever,you meet a new man and he wants kids. You can write him off before wasting too much time by telling him you're sterile. 40.You have diabetes and know that under control means a lot of work without a child and is a temporary state. Diabetes can whirl out of control even when you're doing a good job. (diabetic speaking here...) 41.You want menopause to come when its supposed to
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